T.H.O

The things you can learn on the most random days…..

So today i learned a new word! i find myself eating fatburger and chatting with 4 of my closer female friends from skool. I looked like a total ass in panera eating my Fatburger and fries (with the egg on it) while they eat their healthy soups and breads…. anyways so one of my friends (mary) brung up the topic about girls who cover their nipples while tanning in order to keep them the same color… this was so interesting to me!! like dark skin and light nipples??? i found that awkward and made multiple jokes about it at the table until one of my friends admitted hers were like that..lol.  oops? my bad… ur still hot tho. id rub ur awkwardly light nip..lol (im sure ur embarrassed now..lol)

so the convo escalated from tanned nipples to just nipples in general. just “BREASTS” here and “TITTIES!!!” there.. it was awesome… (mind you were in panera loud as hell about tits.. but i think i was the only one that noticed that.) Then one of the girls says they like when they have a “T.H.O”… first thing that came to my mind was wat the hell is T.H.O?? am i out of the loop here? has skool isolated me to the point where i have missed the milestone trendy term of the century???

T.H.O [tho] -  noun, verb, THO’d, THO’s, THO’ing

1. abbreviation for “Tittie Hard On”

2. the act of nipples becoming erect due to various reasons

3. the reason why wet t-shirt contests are amazing

This blew my mind! i honestly found this to be the funniest thing ive ever heard… i find myself now looking at girls on the street in the cold autumn breeze and thinkin ” damn…. look at them THO’s!! or… damn i wonder how many girls i could THO moving around in this packed train..haha.. great word we should all use it.. be proud of your THO’s ladies. be proud.

:::nolis

p.s i kno the pics boobs arent that THO but hell…. they nice.